did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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