people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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