You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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