I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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