He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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