You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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