suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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