When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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