only if we run a train.
done.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Less talking, more tequila
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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