Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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