So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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