yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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