Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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