..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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