Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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