at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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