I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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