Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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