"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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