She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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