i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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