I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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