He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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