that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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