I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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