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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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