Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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