Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
