I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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