hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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