Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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