And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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