billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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