Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Panties = found
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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