dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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