You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think your dad took our porno
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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