: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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