I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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