I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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