"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Less talking, more tequila
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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