I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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