I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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