why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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