1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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