You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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