you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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