I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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