my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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