i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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