Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
