I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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