I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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