it was like his penis was on wheels.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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