she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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