best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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